“i don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot." -miss monroe

“Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes.

 That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.”

“What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes”

-Mimi Pond

“If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes.”

and the three best shoes go to: